Feliz día de San Valentin 💗
House sparrows nesting inside of a giant pile of antlers and bones is definitely a metaphor for something, but I can’t figure out what.
unicornonacob asked:
So how did Flowey find out shifter!Papyrus’s secret? Any special story to it or just “popped out of the ground at exactly the right time to see something Papyrus thought nobody would see”
leshyleaf answered:
I really like the second option there, lmao.
can we like…get rid of the so-called leather and rubber “pride flags” ? it’s honestly ridiculous and offensive to the lgbtq community. those aren’t pride flags.
The leather pride flag is the second oldest pride flag. It has been at almost every single US pride parade and protest in history.
It’s older then you are, it’s older then I am. The leather community is responsible for pride. Leather daddies were the ones chasing away cops when they tried to arrest us for being queer in public back when Pride Parades were illegal in the US. They are still the ones chasing away cops and corporations from smaller pride events and those that aren’t sanctioned by Wells Fargo. The leather community is essential to the queer community and has a long and rich history.
Please fuck off if you’re not going to learn the actual history of pride.
And don’t fucking out your hate in our tags, asshole.
The leather pride flag represents an expression of self which is inherently queer, and a community which has been around for generations. It is not offensive to the LGBT+ community in any way. I have seen cis gay and bisexual men standing shoulder-to-shoulder with trans men, all of them united by their leather community roots. The leather community is more diverse and nuanced than you perhaps know, but that is no reason for you to shit on a community you don’t understand.
Here is a photograph from 1998, displaying the leather pride flag, the bear gay pride flag, and the rainbow flag. This is our history.
Here is a photograph from 1987: three queer women entering into the Ms. National Leather Association Contest, or simply gathering as spectators.
A flyer from 1989, rallying the leather community to march in a Stonewall anniversary protest.
A photograph from 1988: Tony Deblase, the creator of the leather pride flag, and a gay man, embracing a fellow member of the leather community. Over his shoulder is Judy Tallwing McCarthy, a Native American woman who was part of the leather community from 1959. She co-founded the first lesbian BDSM group in Portland, along with her partner, Sashie Hyatt.
Just because you don’t know the history, doesn’t mean it isn’t there. Be humble, and always assume you have more to learn. Hatred, and outright dismissal of communities you know nothing about, is the most aggressively anti-LGBT thing I can imagine.
The leather community has always included trans people, lesbians, gay men, and bisexuals. The leather community is global and nuanced. The leather community is where many of us encounter our found families, and our lovers. For you to dismiss that is cold-hearted and ignorant. Just because queer sex is involved, doesn’t make the community dirty or bad.
I’m again fucking begging the baby gays to read/watch/listen to How To Survive A Plague.
Do you have any. Any idea. Any god damn clue. How kink intersects with LGBT and queer community. Queer history. Do you know why the community pushed for, and against, closing the bathhouses during the 80s? Do you know who organized awareness campaigns about HIV, even way back when it was still called GIRD. Do you know who created the safe sex pamphlets, the classes, who pushed for disclosing your health history to partners, who distributed contraceptives and condoms and dental dams at parties and meetings and baths? Do you even know where the safe sex education we have now comes from? Do you know where a bulk of the language about consent came from? Do you have any good god damn idea what the kink communities have done for us, and continue to do for us?
Keep their names out of your mouths because you clearly don’t know what the hell you’re talking about
If there is one thing I could say to young queer folks, especially young queer folks in the U.S. who are coming of age in a world that is more accepting than the one I knew growing up, it’s this:
Don’t be so quick to sanitize your queerness and make it corporate pride daytime TV-friendly. Don’t be so quick to jump on the purity bandwagon. Don’t be so quick to speak on what your community should look like before you’ve actually learned the history of your community, and always be aware that there are things you probably don’t yet know.
These things will not protect you. They never have. And all you’re doing is isolating yourself from community, from support, from the strength we all have when we stand together in a world that would gladly pick us off one by one.
Queerness isn’t as hidden or embattled now (in some places) as it once was, but make no mistake: when our existence was illegal everywhere the people you have this knee-jerk “hide the weirdos” reaction to are the very ones who would’ve had your back against the cops and the gay-bashers.
The people who made me feel safe to come out in my 20s flew the rubber and leather flags alongside the rainbow flag and often the trans flag as well. You don’t get to tell any of them they don’t belong anymore just because you don’t understand.
Rip this from my cold, dead hands
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing
@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily
This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.
FUCK
Op, you said SHITTILY
I say its pretty shitty
SOOOOOO sorry should i piss myself should i shit my pants should i drown should i beg you for forgiveness should i drop dead should i do all of that would you be happy if i do im so fucking sorry
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That’s all for now, Tumblr. Back to your blorbos.
Tumblr is dying.
This isn’t funny, this isn’t me doing a meme, this is me putting on a very temporary Serious Hat.
Tumblr is dying.
The recent attempts by staff to make the site profitable are the desperate gasps and grasping arms of a site that is well past the point of no return.
Tumblr was never going to survive very long in our current world. It’s not profitable. It was never going to be very profitable. It’s vitally important to the history and culture of the social internet (and, really, the world in general, to some extent), but it’s been mismanaged, haphazardly-run, and just a general design train wreck for years.
Because here’s the important thing to remember about Tumblr:
Tumblr is a bad social media site. More specifically, Tumblr is bad at being a social media site.
I know what you may be thinking – “but it’s better than [Twitter/Facebook/Instagram/TikTok], so it can’t be that bad!” And that’s incorrect. Tumblr is, by any standard measure, much much worse at being a social media site than any of those four sites. And there’s one crucial reason for that that people keep overlooking:
See, people think of social media as being about connecting with people, or community, or social blah blah blah whatever and I need you to understand that all of that, all of it, is bullshit. That’s not what social media is, and that’s never what social media has been.
Social media is about selling your information, mostly to advertisers – which, on the internet, mostly means to Google. Meta doesn’t want you to find art on Instagram or talk to friends on Facebook. Meta wants you to spend time looking at your feed and putting in information. For all Meta cares, if it kept you on the site, you could kill all of your friends and only follow Instagram accounts that posted blank white frames. None of the “content”, none of the “community”, none of that bullshit is important to them. They just want you on the site so they can get your information – via ads, trackers, cookies, harvesting your posts and comments, whatever – and sell it.
I can’t be any clearer about this next point:
Social media is bad. Anything that you like about Tumblr, TikTok, Instagram, or whatever, all of the stuff you like about those sites are either incidental or counter to the intention of the people running the site.
Instagram DMs are only there to keep you on the site.
Your TikTok FYP is very carefully curated to keep you on the app.
Twitter shows you exactly the trends it needs to in order to keep you browsing.
Ever wonder why social media makes people so angry? It’s because anger keeps you engaged. It’s 100% intentional.
All of the most addictive and engaging emotional states – anger, fear, smugness – are all really bad for your mental (and often physical) health when taken in large doses, and are also the only thing social media wants from you.
Now we come back to Tumblr.
Why is Tumblr better than, say, Twitter? And it really is – we don’t talk about this enough, but Tumblr is absolutely a better experience than Twitter. Or Facebook, or TikTok, or Instagram, or Reddit, or LinkedIn, or Imgur, or any other successful social media site. But why?
The reason Tumblr is so much better of an experience than other social media is because Tumblr is so much worse than other social media at being social media.
All of the stuff we like about Tumblr – the crazy, shittily designed, chaotic reblog system? the fact that your dash is basically only chronological? the fact that the tag system is so fundamentally broken that the ways that it’s broken have been culturally rebuilt as a part of the way we communicate on the site? the way that reblogs distribute content creation? the culture of crazy fandom people? that one werewolf fucker? the memes? the fact that, by and large, you don’t get spoonfed stuff from around the site by an algorithm? mutuals? the lack of censorship, and, in turn, the fact that said lack of censorship drives away advertisers? the weird culture that keeps “normies” from tiktok away? – all of that is absolutely counterintuitive to being a successful social media site.
Let’s compare Tumblr to an actually really well-designed social media: TikTok.
TikTok is a goddamn masterpiece of social media design. If you install TikTok on your phone and give it even the tiniest amount of engagement, it’ll nail your interests and dopamine triggers in under a week. Give it a month and it’ll have its hooks in your brain. The algorithm is so finely tuned, all the systems are so carefully designed, the goddamn interface is hardwired to trick your brain into scrolling.
Stitches? Duets? Likes? Even cultural things, like trends and sounds going viral? Hell, the idea of TikTok sounds at all? All these are built to drive engagement.
Funny video? Duet your reaction. Someone asked a question? Stitch your answer. Someone singing? Duet for a literal duet! Sound going viral? You can do a TikTok of that sound, easy! Interesting conversation in your comment section? Reply to comments with quick videos!
And vitally, did you miss the last trend? No worries! The next one’s coming along! If you joined TikTok today you wouldn’t even know about the sea shanty thing. The culture moves at the speed of light.
The camcorder-like nature of recording on TikTok makes making the actual content a snap. The boost given to new accounts tricks you into thinking it’s easy, and even in the long run, the distribution algorithms make it much easier than, say, YouTube to get the numbers to go up. Content is easy to make and distribute, trends are so quick that they’re easy to follow, and the FYP algorithm gives the illusion of community – and easy-to-make content and well-designed algorithms makes the numbers go up, and to our monkey brains, numbers = approval = success = dopamine.
Tumblr? Tumblr has none of that shit.
Instead of stitches, duets, or sounds, we have reblogs – with a post editor that barely works, a following that’s 80% porn bots, and a frankly baffling 15-year-old online culture that moves at (for the internet) glacial speeds and has hundreds if not thousands of in-jokes, none of which ever die? Have fun building a following with that, fucker! Numbers? You think we do numbers here? We suffer, and we like it!
Oh, and good luck playing into trends. I wasn’t kidding about the glacial speeds and in-jokes. Sure, we have new shit happening – Tumblr’s take on the “your dick cold eeby deeby” meme is new, as is There Are Many Benifits To Being A Marine Biologist, and my Shakespearification posts – but Colour of the Sky is, I’m pretty sure, older than 50% of TikTok users, and we’re still making goddamn Onceler memes, and, for Christ’s sake, even the new stuff is blending with the old stuff – I just did a Shakespeareification of Colour Theory.
There is no algorithm beyond occasional “people you follow liked this”. On TikTok, the only two feeds are “random shit you might like” and “random shit you might like from people you follow”. On Tumblr, the only feed is “everything from everyone you follow at all times”, and the site does not care about whether you want to see it or not.
Because of all this, Tumblr is not, and will never be, profitable.
Which means that, because we live in capitalism, Tumblr will die.
And due to the rise of competent social media sites, the competition is eating away at Tumblr’s audience.
Staff is cringe, obviously. But they’re also desperate. They’re trying to keep this place alive.
And they’re failing.
Tumblr is dying.
These are the last days.
The end is coming.
It’s terrible, it’s beautiful, it’s chaotic, and it’s ephemeral.
And we’re never going to have anything like it ever again.
Enjoy it while you have it.
tl;dr if you want tumblr to survive we need the dash to start being algorithm-driven instead of chronological and we have to start saying “unalive” on here instead of “kill”
but also I would rather fucking kill myself than do either of those things
@violinsandtea I’d like to clarify: I’m not saying Tumblr is dead. Tumblr is definitely extremely alive. I’m saying Tumblr is dying.
Tumblr isn’t dead, but it’s been dying since before the famous 2018 ban.
Which, once again, is why I think its a good idea to give them your pocket change. $5 a month? According to google, Tumblr has 3 hundred million visitors every year (if we keep 2019’s traffic as our average). If they’re making just $5 off of every single person every single year, they would make 1 billion dollars every year. That is for the low price of $5 yearly. That is for 1 single month of them not running ads. If you pay that $5 every month for a year, and everyone else does the same? Tumblr would run indefinitely, and you would have $60 less by the end of the year.
Now obviously this isn’t how its gonna work out. half of that 300 million is probably bots. Half of you aren’t even interested in paying, another quarter can’t pay even if you are interested, those two groups have overlap but some of you won’t pay out of principle, and obviously there’s the issue of Tumblr being so full of bugs that when I went to try to support the site the god damn payment page broke and I couldn’t pay the $5. But just think. We could actually save tumblr ourselves, and all it costs is $60 each. We could outlive Tiktok, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, META. We already outlived Myspace. If you can, help keep this hell alive. Lets be the last standing anti-social media on the internet. We’ll ride this bitch to eeby deeby.
Yeah, I think it’s very important to note that there is absolutely an alternative to both “Tumblr becomes an algorithm-driven cyber-dystopia that benefits only megacorps” and “Tumblr dies”,
and that alternative is “we recognize when the cost of a thing we like is not an artificial-scarcity ‘cost’ to extract profit for the bougie, but is in fact an actual cost of producing the thing we like, and we voluntarily pay money to cover the costs in return for the value we get.” This is our alternative, and they are making it possible for us to select it.
I would rather have Tumblr than $5. This is a good trade for me. It may not be a good trade for you: there is every reason to believe that you value both Tumblr and $ differently than I do, and the ratio may not come out in the same direction. That’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with that. If, at the end of the day, more people would rather have $5 than Tumblr, then Tumblr will die, but at least it will have been – in some sense – the decision of our community to have let it die, not the decision of our profiteering overlords.
But ngl, I’m reblogging primarily for “we’ll ride this bitch to eeby deeby”
absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog
